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Kicks raise dust not crops.

More leaders may quit TMC

In the political circles rumors are rife that some alleged disgruntled leaders are likely to say good bye to TMC. There number is said to be half a dozen.

Roy’s expulsion could jolt TMC more

Expulsion of senior leader Mukul Roy likely to cost heavy to TMC in Bengal. About 2-4 senior leaders including MP and MLAs too are likely to desert the party and may follow Roy.

No room for casual politicians

Modi has proved it again and again that politics is a full time job and politicians who are casual cannot survive.

Modi's bar too high

I sometimes visit my Bookshop Waalah. Known him for donkey's years and whenever I go he updates me on the Bestsellers....political gup-shup... with 'desi' Coffee......from nearby roadside Tea Vend.

Bookwallah: You know Rahul's bar is so low... that if he multiplies 2x1=2 all will applaud... with Modi ......he's raised the bar so high that if he climbs Mount Everest and standing on the peak multiplies 12345 x 54321= 670,592,745....most will not bat an eyelid ... and Congis would spread misinformation that ...the pic beamed from Everest Peak was actually a 3 D image of Modi beamed up there... as Modi stood in a duly modified Hotel Freezer and from a prompter read the multiplication answer!!

M: I think his PR guys and BJP's SM Team need to go to the drawing board ...so as to ensure this does not damage him.

B: See the Economy is not doing bad at all.... impending doom yarns being spun by Modi baiters... whereas core data shows economy doing fine.. I just read an article in a Leading Financial Newspaper elaborating on this... like on Corporate Profits....I made some notes....(reads from his notes)...Corporate savings averaged 11.8% of GDP during 2014-15 and 2015-16. In contrast, between 2003-04 and 2011-12, when the economy grew 8.3% on average, corporate savings averaged a paltry 7.4%. Indeed, corporate savings during each of 2014-15 and 2015-16 have exceeded those in every single year between 2003-04 and 2011-12 by wide margin.

M: The Naysayers accepted CSO estimates in the past but now doubt it's figures...

B: These guys have all decided Indians are fools .... if only they saw the TRPs and career downturns of Presstitutes they'd realise Indians are not fools..

M: Modi's Saubhagya scheme is going to be a game changer!

B: Like the LPG scheme ...will benefit underprevilidged Indians and electorally benefit BJP !!

M: And quietly....... formalised this Sector too... put the Kundi Electricty Suppliers out of business ... when connections are free why should people go for unsafe Kundis... the Kundi power does not come cheap...the Goondas fleece them...

B: The connection is free but power is not....

M: If people want free power .....they should remember the  Congress's old promises of free power .... which remained on paper... like most of Congress's promises ....

B: But despite Congress ditching the electorate every time how do voters still vote for Congress...

M: Its Vote Bank is shrinking ....and then there is a sucker born every second ....some suffer from a Stockholm Syndrome ...after all Congress was in power for 60 years......and then the Beef and Conversion types are Congress's Vote Bank...

B: And then my analogy ...about Modi's bar being too high for his own good... some people threaten not to vote for BJP if it does not do everything ...and vote in Congress that has a record of doing nothing..

Disclaimer: Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions . With inputs from MSM,  SM and Blogs

VJS