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Religion is a matter between the man and his Maker.

Entering South – a hard nut for the BJP to crack

Entering South will be a hard nut to crack for the BJP since the character of Hindus in this portion of the country is highly secular and they hae violence as well.

Congress needs to reinvent itself                                                                                           

Given the fact that the BJP President Amit Shah is a master strategist, it is time for the Congress, which is still banking on age old strategies, to reinvent itself.

Will some relief be given in new Budget ?

Govt is likely to give some relief to common man in the next year's Budget. According to sources, Finance Ministry's officials are reportedly working on these lines.

Bofors crops up again...

Bofors has arisen again!!

And what does Congress say in pain!!

'Humme kiya ja raha hai badnaam'!!

But then Bofors became Rajiv's pet-naam!

Elders called him Rajiv ji Bofors Waala!!!

Someone dusted the files and now on files not 1 jaala (spider web)!

RaGa should get his forearm tattooed with a Bofors gun!

And  'I was too young when all this was done'!

Why even Tejaswani used this excuse!!

So same excuse RaGa too can use!!

Now CBI says it's ready to continue with the probe!

In all this CBI bhi ho rahi hai thodi si disrobe!!

It was known as Congress Bureau of Investigation!!

Congress misused Premiere Investigation Agency of the Nation!

I'm not saying Rajiv was involved!

But then Bofors case has not been conclusively solved!

Seems Yashwant Sinha (YaSi) got up from wrong side of the bed!

Because he seems to have lost his head!!

Much to the glee of RaGa..who says BJP Jet's Wings have fallen off!

I Laughed so much that I started to cough.

Congress's Jet has lost engine..wings and landing gear too!

And Crew is locked up in The Loo!!

The one pretending to be a Pilot can't even drive a toy car!

And practically touching the ground is his IQ bar!

YaSi targets Jaitley!

Lagtha hai kissi se Supari ghetli  (taken in Marathi)!

One slight blip in growth aur YaSi found his tongue!

Abh YaSi aur Shotgun Sinha hai sangh-sangh!

Maybe this germ affects Sinhas only!

Only those Sinhas who politically are lonely!!

My prognosis is by December this lot will disappear!

And prior to 2019 election will reappear!

With BJP they've burnt their boats !!

And by the looks of it handed Congress their Remotes!

Confucius says...YaSi got a new Wardrobe hoping for a Ministry !!

And why he did not get Ministry is no mystery!

Adds...he did not meet Modi's qualification criteria!!

Hear all he does is spend time cribbing in India Habitat's Cafeteria!

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire.  Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM,  SM and Blogs

VJS