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Wise men speak because they have something to say; Fools because they have to say something ?

How GST could be "one nation one tax" ?

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Is RSS not happy with Niti Ayog ?

RSS seems to be umhappy with the Niti Ayog. This is evident from the fact that RSS Chief Mohan Bhagwat criticised the Niti Ayog on Saturday, saying the Centre’s think tank and state economic advisers should abandon the “same old economic isms” and present solutions based on reality on the ground for India’s growth.

Appointment of new Governors in November ?

Appointment of four new Governors is expected to take place in November. Posts are still lying vacant in some of the states.

Bluffmasters

My friend used to be a diehard Congi. Now he's a fence sitter. We meet at a Chinese Restaurant in Defence Colony for a meal.

Me: Ha ha.... Congis demanding on Diwali .......Rahul be made Congress President ...kaali Diwali for Congress...

Friend: On their own no Congi would be so foolish....I'm sure Plan of The Family...because as per my info till 2019 Rahul wants to travel...

M: So there is some game going on....get Congis to propose his name and The Family appoints a loyalist..

F: At the last minute a Gandhi Family loyalist will be appointed..

M: This should not be a problem.... quite a few hard-core Loyalists....

F: Another requirement is...... will not develop wings like Narsimha Rao ... and here lies the problem...the only one who qualifies is Manmohan Singh..

M: What.... again...

F: I'm sure Manmohan Singh would be moaning .... kinne gandde kapde dhowayegi merre kollo ( how many dirty clothes will she get washed from me)!!

M: But if it were BJP first requirement would be .. Honesty..

F: For Congress  .... in Vadhra language....are you joking !!

M: So then can we expect post Diwali Rahul will embark on his World Tour.... you must give this news to your old Congi friends...

F: Ha ..Ha....there would be a week of partying ...

M: But this is such a crucial phase ...should he be going ...

F: Stay here and do what ....Congis would be denying or justifying his foot in gob statements ....his own family is egging him on...I am sure....

M: They say in November Priyanka would be making her intentions clear... so it all adds up...

F: It's just prescribing a drug that has failed to treat.... ...with same drug but different Brand Name ...

M: During his stay overseas will there be more Choregraphed interactions ..

F: Could be ...though they must be feeling the results don't commiserate with the heavy investments ...3 Chaperones.....choreography...etc.

M: Yeah this recent show flopped badly..

F: One act did not take place ....to show his humaneness they had prepared an act ...a Lady in the audience in a Hijab would faint ...and Rahul would jump up to help out.....not bothering about the interview...but somehow it could not take place ... got this from an old Congi Buddy..

M: So we can expect such a drama in the future...

F: Seeing his condition ...he requires such dramas to prop him up...they may get famous cricketers...Bollywood Stars... to say that their lives and careers changed after they met Rahul and he gave them Pearls of Wisdom..

M: Like they get Virat into the loop and he says....my game was stagnating and then I met Rahul and he said....you want to succeed ..In the morning get up at night ...my life changed after this.......

F: And someone in the audience stands up and says....but Ram Rahim has the patent for this..

M: Both Bluffmasters....

We have a good laugh and pick up some Ginger Candy near the door and move out.. .

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform , insult or cast and aspersions. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS