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Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

Amit Shah will have to keep proving himself with poll victories

BJP National President Amit Shah will have to keep proving himself with poll victories as he has made this a habit for the people of the country. The general perception is that Amit Shah’s poll strategies are fool-proof atleast within the BJP . Now it is to be seen how his strategies keep spelling the magic in the Assembly polls of Gujarat next month and polls in Chhattisgarh and Madhya Pardesh next year.

Akhilesh Yadav rolling up sleeves for ‘Mission 2019’

Samajwadi Party Chief Akhilesh Yadav has a bigger agenda on his hand than father Mulayam as far as his poll plans are concerned for 2019. The way things are moving in Uttar Pradesh, BJP would be finding a formidable contestant in Akhilesh Yadav and his followers during 2019 Lok Sabha polls. Leaving the father-son feud aside, Akhilesh Yadav is trying his best to regain lost ground by not raking up any more issues with his father which could be one of the reasons the Samajwadi Party lost more seats in the Assembly polls than it should have.

J P Nadda’s people skills remain BJP’s best bet to fight polls

Union Health Minister J P Nadda may get a calling again from the BJP’s Central leadership to campaign for the party for all Assembly polls and Lok Sabha poll in the next two years. Nadda’s excellent people skills which he used in the previous polls in states and Lok Sabha poll helped BJP retain seats in many states.

Corrupt abhor GST...

My Neighbor is my age but he still is into Weight Lifting and Body Building. I can hear him over the hedge grunting with weights and I invite him over for a Protien Shake ... my sons too are into Gyming. Neighbor comes over and we sit in the lawn.

Neighbor: Thanks ...needed a break!

Me: What is your chest size....

N: (Proudly) Used to be bigger but now 59"..

M: So your heart must be bigger too...

N: Ahaa... you pulling my leg... only RaGa can think a big chest houses a big heart..

M: Ha ha... you got my drift.... brawn and brain...yaar the Man is daft... big heart would mean an enlarged heart!!

N: If he thinks heart size commensurates with chest size then he must be having a puny heart..

M: The real small hearted people are those who are corrupt ....because had they been large hearted they'd never be corrupt...

N: And they are stingy too...the two shots to the chest RaGa talks about... Demo and GST...are actually two shots in the heart of Black Money ...

M: And he can keep on trying to hit at these two steps... in 6 months he will be saying ... Modi ji took both steps because of pressure from Congress ...

N: The guy lies with such a straight face ... I am so happy the Kuchcha Bill culture is over...

M: Fact of the matter ...corrupt are against both these steps... and what does RaGa mean unplanned roll out... any more planning and Demo would have got punctured even before roll out. Shock element was abs necessary!

N: As for GST my Chemist who was so vociferously against GST now says... this Government's plan was to roll out GST and then modify as per genuine issues arising from GST... he's  now pro GST....

M: Yup after the requirement to file multi returns per month removed most Traders heaved a sigh of relief...

N: And then the increase in threshold is also a big relief...

M: This is a fact had Modi not pushed GST roll out it'd be in some file on some desk... game on... and GST file would have been the shuttlecock...

N: Modi is decisive ...once he decides he works towards the goal... unlike RaGa and his Party... arre they still cannot decide if RaGa is Congress Party President material or not!!

M: Congress is legendary in red tapism...pending ...thandaa basta ...

M: Getting filmy.. Modi decides and pushes to achieve his goal... and then poori kaaynat helps him to achieve the goal..

N: And getting a little spiritual...his prayers are for India...he has no family or vested interests to be selfish...and a selfless prayer automatically jumps the queue and is given preference by Neeli Chatri Waala...

M: Sena in a quandary ....they cannot do without BJP ....but like in the old days now they cannot bully BJP...

N: Bullying is ingrained in Sena....Modi's funda... don't bully or get bullied....fact is Sena wants Malai and Modi has put his Party and Allies on a No Malai diet...

M: I hear that a very famous and infamous News Channel will go off Air for 15 to 20 days...

N: Could be New Management cleaning up and re-launching.......

M: Had to happen when the Channel was Not Doing TV....

N: Where can I buy AIKODO brand Black Belt ?

Rahul Gandhi has it ....he gets his degrees off the shelf...

We have a good laugh and I see him off at the Gate.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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Reforms in banking and financial sector

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