This is History (753)

It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.

Who after Modi?

There used to be a big question ‘Who after Nehru’ and now again people are asking one question ‘Who after Modi’. What a similarity?

Sonia Gandhi will continue to call the shots

After Rahul Gandhi takes over as the AICC Chief, it is being debated within the Congress party circles what would be AICC whip Mrs Sonia Gandhi’s role in the party? Certainly, Mrs Sonia Gandhi will not be a mere ‘Advisor’ and would continue to call the shots over key party decisions taken by Rahul Gandhi with India entering the poll mode once again for the next two years!!

Why PC is going against party line?

P Chidambaram, a senior Congress leader and former union minister now days, is a different man. His latest statement on J&K has forced the party to issue clarification. If sources are to be believed PC is reportedly annoyed that why party is not taking his son's case being probed by various agencies.

Ruthless

My College Friend who is a diehard Congi drops in for a Coffee. Despite our political differences we are good friends. He is a Noodle and Coffee freak.... so my wife quickly conjures up a Soupy Sweet Sour Chilly Mixed-Veg Noodles...and serves it with Coffee.

Me: Mr Congi ready to throw in the towel in Gujarat and HP....

Friend: Ha ha ... our Baba is an Aikodo Black Belt ... see how he reverses the position..

M: So you agree BJP got Congress 'on the mat'...

F: Watch our fightback

.. Baba got many Aces up his sleeves...

M: The way he keeps pulling up his sleeves while delivereing speeches the Aces have fallen down long time back...

F: Wait and watch the Alliance Rahul stitches up...

M: Hardik met him but is not agreeing to accept he met him..what will he stitch up...

F: Strategy .... sabh Strategy...

M: You used this Strategy dialogue prior to UP ... when Aki was playing hide and seek... so like Golmal Again its Strategy Again... actually your Strategy is Golmal...do Aki and your Baba talk  to  each other now....

F: They have a bond....

M: Of boasting ..bragging and an embarrassing defeat..

F: Just see the phenomenal rise in Amit Shah's son's finances...

M: Ullu those were loans ....2 loans and one LC... all returned..  and do remember Loans are shown as Liabilities in every Balance Sheet...

F: Before you mention Vadhra ji .... all matters are sub-judice .... and he is a Private Citizen and Congress is in no way responsible for his actions...

M: And Jay is an employee of BJP.... yaar at least be logical...

F: Modi is scared that is why he is canvassing so extensively in Gujarat ...he is scared of Rahul's impact...

M: Its his Home State ... I think for his Party and for Gujaratis its his duty and its expected of him to canvass  extensively in Gujarat... or Gujaratis will say ...Modi has gone to Delhi and become so big that he feels its below him to ask us for our Votes...

F: And Rahul impact...

M: I think in Gujarat its the Congis who are scared about Rahul impact ....his bloomers and his ego are legendary...and by the way the work that BJP has done in Gujarat ... Modi is going there also to remind Gujaratis.....Ame soom vakana Ame karyum... what we had promised we did ...

F: I am really worried about Madam's health... got my fingers crossed..

M: She's been discharged from Hospital ...so uncross your fingers ..

F: This would be the wrong time for her to pop it...right time would be prior to General Election..

M: My God you people are ruthless ....and by the way if its not suicide ...Death cannot be timed...don't you Congis have a soul... I know my friend had a soul...

F: Do not get sentimental... you think she would shed a tear if a pawn's ... like me.... demise would benefit the Party .... she would be praying for precise timing...what is good for the Queen is Good for the Subject and vice versa...

M: All Indians are not Fools ...all Fools are not Indians ..only those who believe in this kind of ideology are fools..by the way how are the kids..

My friend takes the hint and we start discussing mutually pleasent stuff.

Disclaimer: Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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