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When it comes to Gujarat, Amit Shah takes Modi’s support

Amit Shah may be all powerful these days but when it comes to Gujarat, he needs Prime Minister Narendra Modi’s support. Grapevine has it that for getting crucial works done in Gujarat, Shah seeks Modi’s support .

Will SC defuse tension between LG & Delhi govt ?

Power game has reached in SC which is hearing a plea of the Delhi govt that since it’s an elected government there, it should be given some powers because LG keeps pending decisions and finally rejects it. LG is the Head of the Delhi govt. One can hope that SC's judgement will defuse the tension between the two power centers.

Rahul personally monitoring Himachal campaigning as Modi wants HP in BJP fold

Prime Minister Narendra Modi wants Himachal Pradesh—a Congress stronghold now into the BJP fold. After Gujarat, his biggest priority it seems is to ensure Assembly poll victory in Himachal Pradesh which the Congress party, on the other hand, does not want to lose with Rahul Gandhi personally monitoring campaigning in that State.

Doggie talk

Return home dog tired and plonk myself in my favourite  chair in the Lobby ...Hulk ...my intelligent thinking  and talking Mastiff Pet ambles in with my slippers in his mouth and drops these at my feet and settles down next to my chair.

Hulk: Yeh bhi koyi jeena hai Boss...apni toh koyi ijjat hee nahi hai...

Me: Now what happened Mutt..

H: Challo you don't  call me by name ... at least add Ji after Hulk..

M: Kyaa hooa Mutt... why so hurt!!! Did Ramu insult you in front of the other dogs during your evening walk in the park..

H: Piddi .. .that puny ugly stray gets addressed as Pidi ji....saw it all on TV....and here a top breed ... huge .... good looking guy like me ... you call me Mutt... your wife calls me Kutta... Ramu calls me Hulkat... your sons copying you call me Mutt... Kaam waali Bai calls me Kutraya ....what is this!!

M: But I call you Mutt out of love... sometimes don't I call my sons Idiots... Morons... doesn't my Wife sometimes call me Nutjob... don't I call Ramu Gadha sometimes... why so touchy...

H: I'm  sure breed-wise I am of a better breed than your human breed...

M: Oye Mutt don't cross ypur limits ...

H: Boss merri ijjat ki vaat lagh gayi hai iss ghar mein... when guests come you lock me up in  your Study  and there's boring News on TV... that's all you see so I have to see it..

M: What do you want me to do... scare the guests... Mutt you look threatening... though by nature you are a Lamb.

H: There Guests get biscuits for that damn Lilliputan Dog Piddi... what paap have I done..

M: Okay next time Guests come I will lock you in the Study and give you Biscuits and put on Animal Planet on the TV...

H: What do you think I'm an Ape to be happy with Animal Planet...let me meet the Guests... let them stand up when I enter the room.. address me as Hulk ji... feed me biscuits..

M: That ain't gonna happen...

H: See Pidhi that runt when he goes for a walk 5 Security personnel walk in front and 5 behind him.. it looks he's taking them for a walk...

M: I'll  tell Ramu to walk in front so that it looks you are taking him for a walk...

H: Pidhi the Clown must be enjoying his pee and poo-poo... this bloody Ramu drags me off when I'm half finished..at this rate I'll get the problem that the neighbor has... he keeps trying to pee in the Park but can't..

M: Poor fellow he has a Prostrate issue...

H: My diet is so frugal..

M: Nutjob you have two wholesome meals .... and Milk and Rusk at Tea Time..

H: My friend .... Xolo the Boxer ..whose owner is a Minister and lives down the lane..was telling me ...Pidhi... that underdeveloped piece of crap.... orders from Takeaway Menus... he says his favorites are Pepperoni Pizza and Butter Chicken... Pedigree and Boiled bland Chicken and Rotis ...yeh bhi koyi khaana hai...its Jail food...

M: Chalo I'll  tell Ramu to spice up your Chicken...the Vet has advised not to give you any other Meat..

H: When is my next apointment with him.... I'll  handle him then good and proper then....no other meat for me... bah!!

M: Chalo lets come to what do you want ....how do I satisfy you... after all you are a part of the family...

N: Join Politics and become a Minister....if not like that scumbag Piddi....  at least I will get pampered near about like him... just like my pal Xolo is...

M: Chalo tomorrow I will leave you at Xolo's place ...you can live there ...

H: Noooooooooooo... where will I get the love I get from you all...chalo ... truce ... Piddi the Fool was born with a golden bone in his mouth...so what.... he ain't got my looks and he ain't got my brains...he does circus tricks for biscuits.. and he ain't got the love of an entire family...and extended family....

With this Hulk puts his head on my foot. He's  too huge to pick up so I just give him a big hug.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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