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BJP to form Government in Himachal Pradesh

It is widely believed that the BJP is going to form the new Government in Himachal Pradesh in December.

PM Narendra Modi yet to show muscles in Gujarat

People may say anything, by the end of this month  entire scenario will change in Gujarat in favour of BJP. Infact, PM Narendra Modi is yet to show his political skills.

Are they playing informer's role ?

Govt machinery in NDA regime is disturbed lot. The are reportedly sore  about half cooked information to political bosses? Sources fear that  Consultants, who have been appointed by political bosses, playing informer's role?

Toughest job..

I meet my friend who works for a Political Think Tank at a Coffee Shop in CP and over Lattes and Carrot Cakes we get chatting.

Friend: Now we have Congress questioning Moody's... say both Moody's and Government out of touch with the Nation's mood...

Me: I think Nation's Mood is pretty gung-ho ... yes they feel there is no credible Opposition... many would say its time Congress moved ahead from RaGa..

F: But the cake on the Moody's issue goes to Kerala Commies ..Kerala Commies bombarded Aussie Cricketer Tom Moody abusing him LRC for the uptick in the Moody's rating...

M: And Yechury says this uptick is a sign that Capitalism is rising in India....ha..ha..

F: Actually as per Congress ...Modi managed Pew.

Modi managed Forbes.

Modi managed Moody's.

Modi managed world Bank.

Modi managed IMF

Modi managed EC

Modi managed voters to vote for India. Anything positive and Congress response is negative... even if its something Indians should be proud of...

M: Maybe now Congis who are against RaGa becoming President ....they'll say...this is a BJP conspiracy to foist RaGa as Congress President..now you have MMS ji saying .... Demo is not the right way to curb Black Money..

F: Odd statement from a ex PM in whose 2 stints max Black Money was generated and who did nothing about it...to say that Demo can't tackle Black Money...

M: They say RaGa to be elevated to President prior to Gujarat result..

F: Has to be ....because post result it would be odd to promote him after an embarrassing loss...now they'll say... see what a fight he is giving... worthy of a President of Congress... its not about winning or losing but about leading...

M: Gujarat is about Hindu  Asmita and Modi Asmita..Gujaratis know if Congress comes Muslims will get the upper hand...they'd turn aggressive ..

F: Hindu Asmita... interesting ..no wonders during electioneering Rahul has not mentioned 2002... or wore the Fez Cap... he even professed  he's a Shiv Bhakt and even went Mandir hopping... why Ahmed Patel was seen lighting Diyas in a Mandir.....and 9 times out of 10 RaGa had a Tilak on his forehead....maybe in his entourage.... which comprises of a couple of his Think Tank members.. Prompters ..he also had a Make-Up Man..

M: And post Gujarat election ...

F: He will go on a binge of visiting Mosques..... wear a Fez Cap all the time ... and let Muslims know he was and is with them...

M: And if a Muslim asks him ..what happened to him in Gujarat..

RF: He will narrate the Trojan Horse Story ... and end it... all for you...

M: And what yarn will Surjewalla ... Spokie... spin post Gujarat loss..

RF: He'll say .... we knew we'd loose but Rahul ji has sown the seeds for a Congress revival in Gujarat... in the next State elections you will see his work paying dividends..

M: Toughest job today is of Surjewalla ...to keep a poker face and not burst into tears or laughter while issuing a statement on something that RaGa has said or done...

We have a laugh and move out.

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire.  Not meant to influence,  inform , insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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