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If you wish to be a success in the world, promise everything, deliver nothing.

(MOST OF THE LEADERS)

In BJP one dozen leaders but in Congress only one !

In a get-together some persons said that in the BJP there are about a dozen leaders but in the Congress party only one leader-Rahul Gandhi.

Will Rahul Gandhi meet businessmen for funding ?

Rahul Gandhi has been advised to talk to top businessman to get funds for the Congress Party. Will Rahul Gandhi follow the advice?

Girl Child Saviour...

I take the 5.13 Andheri Fast from Churchgate. As its a holiday today my traveling Buddies Amar, Akbar and Antony aren't there. There's a Lady who travels in the same 5.13 Fast in the same Compartment with us and we get Chatting.

Lady: So today your friends are missing...you must be missing them...please have some shing-daana ( peanuts)!!

Me: Thank you..yes holiday today..but I had some work to finish ..

L: Me too.... I am a Senior Analyst with a Bank...

M: A question... what is your impression about Modi's Mission to empower the Girl Child...

L: Fantastic.... I can see the change...every programme benefits us... be it Beti

Padhao Beti Bachchao... Jan Dhan that helps rural women get economic freedom... Mudra that helps us to stand on their feet...banning of triple talaq.. that finishes off a huge injustice to Women....Swach Bharat.... Toilets ...health and  much needed privacy for women..

M: UPA just shammed concern for Women...and surprisingly when it's Karta Dharta was  a Woman herself..

L: I love the ad in which at the end Modi says.. Beti nahi bachchao ge toh Bahu kaha seh laaoge...I think every ad on Women empowerment should have this at the end...

M: So what's the buzz in your place of work about RaGa becoming the President of Congress...

L: Well going by what's transpired... he will only take Congress to new depths....he's not a Leader.... he's a Puppet of his Cutlery... I know its an Oxymoron description... but its apt...

M: Just envision RaGa meeting World Leaders.....Think Tank Members would go in for Crash Courses in different languages to be Translators cum Prompters  ... where not done... a Translator and Think Tank Prompter would accompany RaGa..

L: And of course Didi and Jeeja ji would train him prior to every meeting on how to behave ...and a Vistor Book Message Advisor...who would SMS  him a transcript of what to pen in the Visitor's Book...

M: So on foreign trips there'd be a hefty entourage accompanying him....

L: Sometimes I get the feeling ....his Think Tank's egging him on...as if by a miracle he becomes  PM  they would run the Country.

M: During MMS time..allegedly files went to 10 Janpath... for RaGa.... in PMO there would be a complete OSDs wing...from where the Think Tank would Operate...

L: Files would automatically go to them...they'd do the needful...RaGa would sign ....Think Tank would enjoy unbirdled power without iota of responsibility...like they say...paancho ungli ghee mein aur sarr kadayee mein..

M: So if by a miracle he becomes PM soon they'd egg him on to replicate his Dadi... so that no questions could be asked.. Weak PMs are the biggest danger to Democracy...

L: I often feel post Bofors...the thought of Emergency would have crossed Rajiv's mind many a time... he too was weak and was controlled by 3 A's....I Gandhi too had a bunch of weaknesses... she suffered from a huge inferiority complex...

M: But thankfully this is not going to happen... humaare Modi ji hai na!!

L: I hear RaGa's Think Tank keeps saying World laughs at Geniuses..... my take .....well if they laughed at Columbus... Fulton... Wright Brothers.. don't forget they also laugh at Clowns....

Andheri comes and we say bye and go our ways. 

Disclaimer:  Poetical Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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