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Failure comes only when we forget our ideals and objectives and principles.

A mega show of Congress next week !

A mega show is being organised at Congress headquarters at 24 Akbar Road where Sonia Gandhi will hand over the certificate to Rahul Gandhi.

Gujarat is decisive factor for Modi

Political observers believe that Gujarat election results will decide “sun rise and sun set of PM Narendra Modi “.

Rush to become Congress polling agents in Gujarat

There is said to be heavy rush to become polling agents of the Congress Party in the Vidhan Sabha elections. Reason is simple-BJP is going to buy  every polling agent. Not a bad idea.

Jeneu Politics...

Today I'm meeting a Friend who is a Economist and a keen follower of Politics. We meet at an Iconic Coffee Shop in CP and over Lattes and Carrot Cake Slices we get chatting.

Me: What's  this .... there are these Vadhra relatives .....two brothers......one brother is married to Vadra's cousin...both brothers are rabidly anti BJP ....pro Gandhis and Vadra... but today one brother... the brother of the one married to Vadra's cousin... he seems to have rebelled...

Friend : My circuit was abuzz with this... its all a drama... there's a move afoot to get  such a servile 'rebel' to stand against Rahul in the Congress Presidential Elections... he will end up getting just his own vote..the idea is to show Democracy exists in Congress... its not an ...autocracy....its not a fixed election....

M: And post the election after a cooling off period... this Baaghi will apologize ... and the drama will come to an end...both bros will be back to what they do..

F: Posting pics of their wives indulging in gluttony for lunch on Karva Chaut... anything and everything to mock BJP

.. Hindus!!

M: As usual Gandhis feel we are a Nation of morons..

F: Today RaGa's tweeted about Gujarat's debt... does he even know what it means...

M: Why blame him... his Twitter Manager has Tweeted ... these issues are beyond him... yes if the Tweet is about Dogs or about Mobile Phone Games then its for sure..... he himself has tweeted...

F: The debt as a % of State GDP from 2001 till 2017 is:

35.8, 36.1, 36.3, 34.5, 35.1, 33.9, 32.1, 30.5, 29.9, 28.6, 27.4, 24.6, 23.4, 23.3, 22.6, 22.5, 22.5..

M: Does this mean debt was being used for assets???? Logic is as debt expanded so did GDP and physical productive assets were created...Debt was not used for subsidies...which is very good...

F: Well someone needs to ask this from the Twitter Manager of RaGa's handle ...who seems to be a Graduate in Economics from Latur Schoool of Economics (LSE)....

M: RaGa again landed his foot deep into his gob... he said Modi does not need Lenses to cry as he can cry impromptu.... as he's a damn good actor..

F: Whaa.... Actors don't use lenses they use Tear Drops...this guy is dafter than I thought..

M: Modi always gets emotional about the hard days his Mom faced when he was growing up ... he speaks about those days and his eyes well up with tears...RaGa was born with a Golden Spoon in his gob... usse dukh taqleef ka kya pataa..he cannot fathom Modi's sentiments.....

F: I'd any day trust an emotional individual .... its a facet I admire about Modi...

M: RaGa visited Somnath and allegedly he signed or someone from his entourage signed for him .....in the Non Hindu Register..

F: Sabh drama hai.. he tried to chum up with Hindus in Gujarat... went Mandir hopping... sported a Tilak all the time in Gujarat... even said he's a Shiv Bhakt...he got feedback its not cutting ice  with Hindus..

M: So by registering as a Non Hindu he's back to appeasing Muslims... though he's not said he's a Muslim... but for Muslims it's enough that he's not a Hindu..

F: If you ask me many would say their religion is Rokda.... and do I need to expound why many feel like this...

M: But now his Cutlery is posting pics of RaGa sporting a Jeneu....trying to hedge and save face too..

We have a good laugh... pay the tab and move out.

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform, insult or cast any aspersions.  With inputs from.MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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What will be the political scenario in the country after 2019 general elections ?

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