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The shots that hit me are the last nails to the coffin of British rule in India.

Now no 10 Janpath only 12 Tuglaq Lane

After the elevation of Rahul Gndhi as Congress President all the roads will lead to 12 Tuglaq Lane and not 10 Janpath Sonia Gandhi’s residence.

Now tickets to be distributed by Modi-shah duo ?

In BJP circles it is widely believed that next Lok Sabha and Vidhan Sabha tickets will be distributed by the Modi-shah duo.

Autocracy in a Democracy...

Publicly RaGa is Congis ka Darling!!

Privately at him they are snarling!

Blame him for Congress's electoral downturn!!!

For power now Congis yearn!

On the sly they blame Madam ji for Congress's condition!!

Many of them believe in Natwar's prediction!!

That with RaGa Gandhis Congress rule will come to an end!!

If they could RaGa ko retirement mein today they'd send!

RaGa moved out of Mummy's Home for a cause!!!

At him becoming independent there was Congi applause!

His staying with Momsie made him a dependent!!!

And if he aspired to Lead he'd have to be independent!

There's a reason he's been gifted Congress Top Post!!

Without it his 'I can be PM' is an empty boast!!

So they addressed a oft repeated charge!!

If he can't lead Congress kaise bann saktha hai Nation ka in-charge!!

Is 10 Janpath for the one holding Congress's Top Post!

As haloed ground oft Congis boast!!

So will RaGa shift back and Sonia will stay with him!!

For starters in 10 Janpath RaGa would require a fully loaded gym!!

Tughlak Road House for Head of Congress Doggie Dal - Pidhi!

Or appoint Priyanka as VP and this old House for Didi!!

The House Didi lives is tranferred to her Beta!!

Who is appointed as 'Under 18 Congress' Neta!!

Logic is alloted Lutyens House should remain in the pariwaar!

Common folks like us will say itne gharo ka kya daalna hai achaar!

Maybe Sonia will order Mani's mouth be taped !!

Before he says something do it futta-futt!!

Mani called Modi a Chaiwalla and RaGa a Mughal Heir!!!

On Tape stick a note..remove with extreme care!

Confucius says.....Congress is an Autocracy!

Aspiring to run a Democracy!!

Adds...King, Queen Ma, Courtiers, Clowns and Pawns!

Pataa nahi kyon on us why this reality never dawns!!

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform , insult or cast any aspersions. With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

VJS

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