POLITICS

This is History (631)

There was  disorder all over the country with roving bands of soldiers and brigands.

Modi 'style' Yogi in UP ?

Modi’s way of functioning came to be known as his style after he remained Chief Minister for over a decade but Uttar Pradesh Chief Minister Yogi Adityanath is said to be acting in a haste.

Politicians playing with fire ?

It came up during a discussion at a party that one should desist from doing politics with defence personnel as doing politics with army men is like playing with fire.

24 States passed the State GST

GST is going to be a reality. According to official information 24 states have passed the Sate GST Act till June 5, Seven States - Meghalya, Punjab, Tamil Nadu, Kerala, Karnataka, J & K and West Bengal have yet to pass the state GST Act. Telangana was the first state who passed the State GST on April, 9, 2017.

Crystal Ball Gazing ..

I'm still in Shimla and today my Respected Friend, a retired senior Bureaucrat, and yours truly meet at a Lower Bazar Samosa Jalebi

Eatery and over hot-hot Samosa, Jalebis and Tea we get chatting (temperature 18°).

Me: A RSS Leader has said that Muslims should not eat Meat as their Prophet prohibited eating of meat as it was poisonous for the body..

Respected Friend: This is what I don't understand why is a RSS Leader sermonizing Muslims what they should not eat ..can you change what they've been doing for Centuries ...its just giving a handle to the Pseudos and Lootens Gang to kick starting a chest beating fest....

M: It's said one man's meat is another man's poison.. .

RF: But anything that is edible and we modify in anyway or consumer package should require a license .... vegetable and fruit vendors sell veggies and fruits which are supposed to be in Natural Form so they don't require a License ...but the way they are using foul methods to artificially make Veggies bigger and greener and to ripen fruits ...very soon they too will come under licensing ...

M: Butchery should require a license ...right from procurement to slaughter to packing and storing to selling...it would add to the cost ...but it's needed because it's said 60% of our meat is unfit for human consumption...

RF: And why should there be slaughter cum meat shops in the City ....Animal 'agriculture' polluting and killing the Planet as it is on a Macro level and killing us on the Micro level...so rather then making 'don't eat Meat statements....run a campaign about the harm of eating meat .....vety much like tobacco... booze ......info is for all Indians!

M: So CWC  met at Sonia's place ...

RF: Imagine now they are discussing the UP debacle ...and Goa slip-up.... I think she talked to them about who should be their Presidential Candidate ...

M: Ha ...ha ..whoever they select will only agree if a 'gun is put to his head'....of course nationally...

RF: If I were to indulge in some Crystal Ball Gazing...

my prediction..the other Sharadh.... Bihar Waala.. ....could be to keep Nitish happy in more than one way..

M: While you are Crystal Ball Gazing any other predictions...

RF: Soon Air India will be sold ...a blatantly pro Congress News Channel will shut shop......Congress from Sole Proprietorship will become Public Ltd ....Arvind and Company will be subsumed by Commies...

M: Anything about 2019..

RF: Don't require to Crystal Ball Gaze ..Modi's going to be the PM for a second term....joke before we move out....Congress to Hurriyat... we will always be good friends because we know too much about each other ....

We shake our heads in despondency and move out...

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence or inform.  With inputs from MSM,SM and Blogs

VJS

DEBATE

We often come across many retired officials complaining that now a days juniors respect their seniors only till they are in job and don’t care afterwards. But is it the case with all officials or with only those who fail to make friends (help others) while in power ?.Mail your views to  mehrotra.suresh@gmail.com or suresh.mehrotra@yahoo.com