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This is History (715)

The British Government was  still supporting the puppet Sultan.

Wake-up call for Modi-Shah duo ?

Victory of AAP in Delhi Vidhan Sabha election and Triumph of NSUI in the Delhi University elections can be said to be a wake up call for Modi-Shah duo.

Which department is the mother of corruption ?

It has now come to be known that none else but the Revenue department throughout the country is the mother of corruption ?

Maximum representation against Governance in J & K ?

During his J&K visit the HM, according to sources, has received more than 100 representations from various organisations, parties and individuals. It is said that maximum representations are related to poor performance of the state government which is being run by PDP - BJP alliance.

No rep against AFSPA ?

Is common man in Kashmir valley not against AFSPA? According to sources this time bare minimum complaints were received against AFSPA, Army, Police and other related issues during HM 's visit to the state. According to observers, GoI’s full support to the state govt in elimination of terrorism has resulted in a sign of improvement ?

Berkeley Imaginary Interview

I'm at the same Coffee Shop as yesterday... The 1951 Coffee Shop, Berkeley ... enjoying my morning fix.....I'm seated at a much coveted secluded table. Suddenly a huffing and panting Rahul comes and plonks himself at my table.

Rahul: Save me ....let me sit on your seat... so that my back is only seen..

Me: (I make him sit on my seat and I sit down opposite him and fetch him a Coffee)..But why... who are you hinding from!! Some Security Alert!!

R: My 3 Chaperones... Pitroda... sick of his made up American accent and too protective attitude... Deora...his appan...... tuppan tapori language... and Tharoor... he uses English Words that warrant a Dictionary....all 3 are pains........given the slip to them and my hired Security too.... you must have come to know of my Berkeley speech ...Twitter is afire with compliments..

M: Those must be Tweets from the hired Barmy Army who are supposed to applaud even your corny jokes.....the ratio of bouquets and brickbats on Twitter are 1:25.. that bad...people have hated your trying to show us as a Merit-less Society and your sheer lies on Demo.. GST etc.

R: But aren't Stalin... Aki... Abhishek classical examples..

M: Type your Resume without the Gandhi surname and you can give my address and send it to 10 Companies looking for Managers .....all 10 would respond with... 'you don't even qualify to be a Clerk....kindly don't waste yours and our time' ....but still you position yourself as the future PM of India... this is called Dynastic mindset...Zero wanting to be Hero...simple as this..

R: But I will become the President  of Congress ...

M: Well that's like a Privately Held Company ...an Autocracy ...and funnily an Autorcracy that ran a Democracy into the ground and aiming to do it again...

R: Being India's PM is my birthright...

M: Kyon mazaak karta hai...you don't have what it takes to be a PM.. and I feel you just position yourself as PM nominee but at the last minute you would prefer a Slave of yours to be the PM... and you can enjoy power without accountability ....... arre the punishing schedule of the PM itself scares you....and then you cannot fly of on your private visits to do whatever you do...

R: Tharoor equates Demo to ... so as to capture crocs emptying the pond and killing the small fish..

M: Complete the scenario.. if the pond has water vital to human survival then this step would be necessity... there are ways of saving the fish too..now that Demo is a huge success ...Tharoor firing at Demo using shoulders of Common Man...who in the interest of the Nation have borne the pain..GST too the pain is over....dividends starting to show up in the Economy ...

both steps were much needed for the Economic Health of the Nation.... what you said in Berkeley...pack of lies....boo!

Just then the 3 Chaperones come to the table.

R: I'm not going with you guys...at the Tesla Factory you guys wore name tags and didn't allow me to wear one...(tantrum)...

Pitroda  (tired of the tantrum): This was a ploy ...the Staff were told not to ask any questions to the guy without the name-tag and to answer however illogical his questions may be ...logically. So now let's go...

M: Go with them Rahul Baba ...you were just telling me...how you love Pitroda's American accent and protectiveness... Deora' s usage of Tapori language and Tharoor's command over English.

R: Et-tu....

M: Berkeley ke lies ke liye merra pallat waar....

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence,  inform,  insult or cast an aspersions.  With inputs from MSM, SM and Blogs

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