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BJP to create hurdles in Congress-BSP alliance ?

Political observers believe that the ruling BJP will not allow Congress –BSP poll alliance in the poll bound  three states Rajasthan, Madhya Pradesh and Chhattisgarh.

Is this the  reason AP is annoyed ?

The Telangana state with 42% of population of undivided state of Andhra Pradesh, is getting Rs 1811 Cr average per month, because of Hyderabad city. However, the residual state of Andhra Pradesh, with 58% of population of undivided state is getting Rs 1512 Cr only, average per month from GST. The state of Andhra Pradesh is not getting pre-bifurcation arrears due to the state from Telangana state.

Fibber....

Chat with a Modern...well educated... Farmer at a Murthal Dhaba.

Me: So MSP promise has been fullfilled!!

Farmer: Thanks to Modi.... he's done a lot for Farmers....but sadly like .. say Gandhis... we Farmers feel India is there because of us.... so outfall is....Dill always demands more!!

M: Its a wonder Modi's been able to do so much despite inheriting just debt and debt from previous dispensation!!

F: On Wheat.. Rice and Sugarcane we get MSP which makes our procurement prices higher than International Prices... and we produce more than the Government needs...

M: And still the Government buys....

F: Yes.... Government has corrected the low acerage of Pulses/Dals....and this has led to fall in prices... now Government working on Oilseeds...by the looks of it 'Oil' is well with Mission Mustard... Rapeseed Mustard is the answer for reducing our dependence on imports!!!

M: Tell me is the drug problem really that bad in Punjab...

F: It's bad...addiction is rampant... one type of addicts are those who have kept addiction 'in control'... they work for a living... they use Bhuki or Hafeem....part-time addicts....then there are out of control and gone case addicts... they are the ones who try new and riskier stuff for bigger kicks...... don't work.... 24x7 addiction...

M: Amrinder when he came to power had promised to eradicate the drug problem within a few weeks...

F: Poll promise .... he made this promise because he knew Punjabis sick of this drug menace... but since the dark days of Punjab... drugs have become a very deep rooted problem in Punjab....and personally I don't think he'll be able to tackle it....mind you I'm not questioning his will... my analysis is based on the depth and width of this disease...very much like a scourge and the only cure is very complicated surgery... limited Doctors and OTs...

M: I travel to Punjab and Haryana... my personal opinion... Khattar ...so quitely is doing a lot....if I had to coin a slogan for his Government.....Quietly making Haryana take huge strides...

F: I hear Anil Ambani has written a letter to RaGa on his Company partnering Dassault in India....basically Dassault chose Reliance over HAL....now RaGa's new twist.... in a € 7.5 Billion Deal the benefits given to Reliance € 13 Billion....India getting used to his fibs...

M: Ambani should have delivered his letter to RaGa  with a hug .... you sure keep yourself updated on Political Developments...

F: My family lives in Chandigarh... on the Farm I'm alone.. so in the evenings I exercise and browse the Web for News...the other alternative being drink myself silly... another malaise of Punjab....very disappointed with Indian Media...

M: There was a reason why Babasahib Ambedkar called the Media ... Congress Press....Congress has ardously wooed the Media... during the UPA days a number of Journos were power centres...

F: Modi does not woo them...he does not take them on his trips overseas and spoil them ... they do not get advance info about Government Policies...no Journo can claim he or she is part of PM's entourage...like they did when they accompanied MMS..

in fact Media's biggest heartburn on Demo and GST ... they did not get whiff of these huge steps!!

M: Really some in the Media have given this profession such a bad name...

F: Imran will be the next Pak PM....a joke on this... at his swearing-in Imran says... Kubool hai.. Kubool hai... Kubool hai... Chief Justice says... Janab Khuda ka kauf karre... yeh nikah nahi hai..oath taking ceremony hai.

We have a good laugh... pay our tabs ...and walk to our respective cars

Disclaimer:  Satire. Not meant to influence, inform, insult or caste any aspersions. Purely for Entertainment purposes only. With inputs from MSM, SM  and Blogs

VJS

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