Shoddy questions and embarrassment in tons
More than four decades back, it was a deputy commissioner's tour to a village to inspect the development works. In those days too ,such tours used to be a big luxurious and lavish affair of pomp and show. The Block development and Panchayat officer, had arranged the show, where all officers of the sub division were present. The deputy commissioner arrived at the site and looked around critically and his visage made unambiguous show of his dismay and disapproval of the arrangements made. While discussing the development issues, he asked the BDPO as to how many dogs were there in the village. He was thinking of answering this unusual question, when the deputy commissioner raising the decibel of his voice a little higher asked,'' BDO, how many buffaloes are there in the village ? ''He had got up after asking this question. Before BDPO could answer, he said, ''You are block development officer and you even don't know it. This is how you will bring about the development ? ''Saying this ,he stormed out of the gathering in a huff.
A chief secretary of the state had to visit a district to attend the marriage of his close relative. The deputy commissioner was a very honest officer and made all arrangements ,including organizing a meeting of the district officers. As sub divisional magistrate on duty ,i could make out that the body language of the officer exhibited that he was not somewhat happy with the arrangements. During the meeting of the officers, while reviewing the statistics of irrigated land, he very gently said,'' DC sahib, how much land is still irrigated by the wells ? ''The deputy commissioner looked towards the chief agriculture officer, who fumbled for answer.But another arrow had left from the chief secretary's armour, ''Please tell me how many wells are there which are working and how many have been abandoned ?''. There was pin drop silence. The chief secretary had very sinister one-sided smile on his face.
The officers generally do not have the Birbalian sharpness of intellect, wit and guts to answer peevish , odd and innocuous questions at odd hours, of the habitually angry officers. Lakhs of migrant labourers are leaving their homes to walk back to their native places to save themselves from hunger and undignified living.The Media persons ask them,'' When govt have ordered lockdown, why are you not staying at your houses ?'' They answer, ''We may die here of hunger,but it is better to go home and try for survival.'' So they have no fear of death from corona or otherwise. The scenes of them carrying their young children on shoulders with gatthris (bundles) of articles on the spouse's head, without any means and walking hundreds of miles, bring back the pathos and agony of partition of the country in 1947.Today ,my gardener came to me to tell me that he would walk away to his place in Gonda distt of Uttar Pradesh. I dissuaded him from going by putting many fears in his mind. He asked me that even if corona or long distance did not kill him, he does not have the birth certificate, nor his parents and grandparents have the birth certificates. He was referring to the NPR, which has been presently postponed. He said,'' Sir, I have asked so many people as to what will happen to me, my children, my parents and my grandparents in the absence of these certificates, everyone says' kuchh nahi hoga', but sir, why the columns have been kept in the proforma ? ''I suddenly became serious, because nobody in the country has answered candidly as to why these columns of birth certificates of the self and the parents have been kept, if they were not to be acted upon.''Sahib parmatma bhi hum se naraaz hai,jo corona bhej dia, govt bhi hum se naraaz hai jo aise sawal puchhti hai.Sahib, bahut darr hai kabhi corona ka, kabhi detention centre ka''.
Surinderjit Singh Sandhu, House Number 33,E block ,Ranjit Avenue, Amritsar
CORONA CORONA CORONA
The once Endemic Corona,
The then Epidemic Corona,
The now Pandemic Corona
The Bandit Corona
The Plunderer Corona
The Boomerang Corona
Led the whole world from
Valentine’s Day to Quarantine day
From Merry Christmas to Dooms day
From New Years to a New Disaster
From Catwalks to Catastrophe
Spreading it’s Tentacles over the Entire World
Like Octopus gripping on Soccer
Bursted from China… like a Bull
in China shop…
Spread to over 180 countries with
360 degree vigour
Corona’s satanic wings spread on
Earth, Air, Water…Commuted on Bus,
Cab, Train and Flight every where
Slow and Steady Devastation
a new dimension of Holocaust!
Corona Devil sitting on Coronation Chair
ready to be Crowned as world Horror!
Ready to take the world for
worst ever Annihilation!!
Panic everywhere due to this pandemic penetrating all Races and all Rivers
across the Globe
chasing the Mankind to the
unkind ever Genocide!
As it enters our Nation..India
We Indians raise our solidarity
with the World community
by our Unity, by our commitment
and by our Resolution:
We shall win this Global BIO WAR
against the Corona Evil!!
And drive away Corona from Coronation
fix it and Crucifix it to Save the very Mankind!!!
Dr. P V Jaganmohan
A chief secretary of the state had to visit a district to attend the marriage of his close relative. The deputy commissioner was a very honest officer and made all arrangements ,including organizing a meeting of the district officers. As sub divisional magistrate on duty ,i could make out that the body language of the officer exhibited that he was not somewhat happy with the arrangements. During the meeting of the officers, while reviewing the statistics of irrigated land, he very gently said,'' DC sahib, how much land is still irrigated by the wells ? ''The deputy commissioner looked towards the chief agriculture officer, who fumbled for answer.But another arrow had left from the chief secretary's armour, ''Please tell me how many wells are there which are working and how many have been abandoned ?''. There was pin drop silence. The chief secretary had very sinister one-sided smile on his face.
The officers generally do not have the Birbalian sharpness of intellect, wit and guts to answer peevish , odd and innocuous questions at odd hours, of the habitually angry officers. Lakhs of migrant labourers are leaving their homes to walk back to their native places to save themselves from hunger and undignified living.The Media persons ask them,'' When govt have ordered lockdown, why are you not staying at your houses ?'' They answer, ''We may die here of hunger,but it is better to go home and try for survival.'' So they have no fear of death from corona or otherwise. The scenes of them carrying their young children on shoulders with gatthris (bundles) of articles on the spouse's head, without any means and walking hundreds of miles, bring back the pathos and agony of partition of the country in 1947.Today ,my gardener came to me to tell me that he would walk away to his place in Gonda distt of Uttar Pradesh. I dissuaded him from going by putting many fears in his mind. He asked me that even if corona or long distance did not kill him, he does not have the birth certificate, nor his parents and grandparents have the birth certificates. He was referring to the NPR, which has been presently postponed. He said,'' Sir, I have asked so many people as to what will happen to me, my children, my parents and my grandparents in the absence of these certificates, everyone says' kuchh nahi hoga', but sir, why the columns have been kept in the proforma ? ''I suddenly became serious, because nobody in the country has answered candidly as to why these columns of birth certificates of the self and the parents have been kept, if they were not to be acted upon.''Sahib parmatma bhi hum se naraaz hai,jo corona bhej dia, govt bhi hum se naraaz hai jo aise sawal puchhti hai.Sahib, bahut darr hai kabhi corona ka, kabhi detention centre ka''.
Surinderjit Singh Sandhu, House Number 33,E block ,Ranjit Avenue, Amritsar
CORONA CORONA CORONA
The once Endemic Corona,
The then Epidemic Corona,
The now Pandemic Corona
The Bandit Corona
The Plunderer Corona
The Boomerang Corona
Led the whole world from
Valentine’s Day to Quarantine day
From Merry Christmas to Dooms day
From New Years to a New Disaster
From Catwalks to Catastrophe
Spreading it’s Tentacles over the Entire World
Like Octopus gripping on Soccer
Bursted from China… like a Bull
in China shop…
Spread to over 180 countries with
360 degree vigour
Corona’s satanic wings spread on
Earth, Air, Water…Commuted on Bus,
Cab, Train and Flight every where
Slow and Steady Devastation
a new dimension of Holocaust!
Corona Devil sitting on Coronation Chair
ready to be Crowned as world Horror!
Ready to take the world for
worst ever Annihilation!!
Panic everywhere due to this pandemic penetrating all Races and all Rivers
across the Globe
chasing the Mankind to the
unkind ever Genocide!
As it enters our Nation..India
We Indians raise our solidarity
with the World community
by our Unity, by our commitment
and by our Resolution:
We shall win this Global BIO WAR
against the Corona Evil!!
And drive away Corona from Coronation
fix it and Crucifix it to Save the very Mankind!!!
Dr. P V Jaganmohan